Post by Evan Micheals on Jun 29, 2009 17:41:59 GMT -5
U/C.
warning: vulgar language !
I wanna do bad things with you.
What you need to know.
The name is EVAN MICHEALS. You've probably heard of me. If not, you live under a fuckin' rock. I'm a VAMPIRE. And not the kind that go around, sucking on everyone's neck. No, no. I kill the little bastards who dare get in my way. In my human life, I was born on OCTOBER 31st. That's Halloween for all you dumbasses who don't know when Halloween is. One of the many cool things about me is I can control fire. Fuck yeah! It's cool. I'm around 134 years old. But! I pretend to be around 17 years old. I think my face is youthful enough. Seems to keep the ladies coming, that's for sure.
What keeps those girls coming back for more.
So it's obvious I am drop dead gorgeous. I weigh about 150 because I am rather beefy (in more areas then one). I tend to work out a lot. I am around 6'0 even; I ain't no goddamn freak, if that's what your thinking. Besides my amazing, baby making brown hair, I sport a pair of crimson eyes. But that's due to my diet, which consists of humans and only humans. Fuck that vegetarian shit.
How I roll.
Lots of people piss me off. So, I tend to be a bit dickish. I just don't like stupid, dramatic people. They annoy the fuck out of me. I tend to make fun of people to their face, talk shit (only because I can back it up), and usually end up in fights. Call me pugnacious if you will. Oh. I am oblivious too. Just throwing that out there. Imma flirt too. Actually, Imma get-in-your-pants kinda guy.
Shit I like.
Cars.
Girls.
Drinking.
Smoking.
Partying.
Fighting.
Shit I don't like.
Hang overs.
Humans.
Children.
Emotions.
Cops.
Love.
My past.
I was changed on my birthday. Some gift eh? Well, I was seventeen years old when I changed, and I thought I was in love. Evan Micheals! In love? That's when I was a dumbass. So anyways, we were in my room, fucking, (Call it birthday sex if you will) and all of a sudden the bitch asked me if I wanted to live forever. And half drunk, I laughed thinking it was a joke, and said yes. Then she fuckin' bit me. Changed my life. And after she told me I was a vampire, I killed her. Bitch knew I would too. Anyways, here I am, a fuckin' newborn rolling the streets of Wyoming and I got a little visit from these two freakish twins who told me about a gang of vamps who killed people for a living. I thought it'd be fun, so I joined the Volturi. I spent a few hundred years there and became aqquanted with my powers. Then they gave me a partner. Cayden Byrun. He was a little wimpy, but we actually got along. He's my bestfriend. So the Volturi noticed we made a kick ass team and sent us to Forks, Washington to find the treasure. Me being me, I found her easily. But...I kinda fucked things up. Like, oh-shit-I-forgot-a-condom. So now she's my baby mama. Not like I care. Just as long as she's safe. Ahem, I mean, whatever, I do not give a fuck. Now I'm just taking it, day by fucking day. (Literally)
Fun facts you can go ahead and shove up your--
I like sex.
I like to have sex.
Having sex is fun.
I hate how a girl thinks we are in love just because I fuck her brains out.
I am very, very, very good at sex.
My rides.
Information:
name: katie.
neo username: kendra_darling.
who is your character played by?: oliver sykes.
warning: vulgar language !
I wanna do bad things with you.
What you need to know.
The name is EVAN MICHEALS. You've probably heard of me. If not, you live under a fuckin' rock. I'm a VAMPIRE. And not the kind that go around, sucking on everyone's neck. No, no. I kill the little bastards who dare get in my way. In my human life, I was born on OCTOBER 31st. That's Halloween for all you dumbasses who don't know when Halloween is. One of the many cool things about me is I can control fire. Fuck yeah! It's cool. I'm around 134 years old. But! I pretend to be around 17 years old. I think my face is youthful enough. Seems to keep the ladies coming, that's for sure.
What keeps those girls coming back for more.
So it's obvious I am drop dead gorgeous. I weigh about 150 because I am rather beefy (in more areas then one). I tend to work out a lot. I am around 6'0 even; I ain't no goddamn freak, if that's what your thinking. Besides my amazing, baby making brown hair, I sport a pair of crimson eyes. But that's due to my diet, which consists of humans and only humans. Fuck that vegetarian shit.
How I roll.
Lots of people piss me off. So, I tend to be a bit dickish. I just don't like stupid, dramatic people. They annoy the fuck out of me. I tend to make fun of people to their face, talk shit (only because I can back it up), and usually end up in fights. Call me pugnacious if you will. Oh. I am oblivious too. Just throwing that out there. Imma flirt too. Actually, Imma get-in-your-pants kinda guy.
Shit I like.
Cars.
Girls.
Drinking.
Smoking.
Partying.
Fighting.
Shit I don't like.
Hang overs.
Humans.
Children.
Emotions.
Cops.
Love.
My past.
I was changed on my birthday. Some gift eh? Well, I was seventeen years old when I changed, and I thought I was in love. Evan Micheals! In love? That's when I was a dumbass. So anyways, we were in my room, fucking, (Call it birthday sex if you will) and all of a sudden the bitch asked me if I wanted to live forever. And half drunk, I laughed thinking it was a joke, and said yes. Then she fuckin' bit me. Changed my life. And after she told me I was a vampire, I killed her. Bitch knew I would too. Anyways, here I am, a fuckin' newborn rolling the streets of Wyoming and I got a little visit from these two freakish twins who told me about a gang of vamps who killed people for a living. I thought it'd be fun, so I joined the Volturi. I spent a few hundred years there and became aqquanted with my powers. Then they gave me a partner. Cayden Byrun. He was a little wimpy, but we actually got along. He's my bestfriend. So the Volturi noticed we made a kick ass team and sent us to Forks, Washington to find the treasure. Me being me, I found her easily. But...I kinda fucked things up. Like, oh-shit-I-forgot-a-condom. So now she's my baby mama. Not like I care. Just as long as she's safe. Ahem, I mean, whatever, I do not give a fuck. Now I'm just taking it, day by fucking day. (Literally)
Fun facts you can go ahead and shove up your--
I like sex.
I like to have sex.
Having sex is fun.
I hate how a girl thinks we are in love just because I fuck her brains out.
I am very, very, very good at sex.
My rides.
Information:
name: katie.
neo username: kendra_darling.
who is your character played by?: oliver sykes.
